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| Life without you my sweet Wife
Like a fifty(50)without five(5)
Missing You |
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| Husband Malang Baba Se:Meri Biwi Bhot Pareshan Karti HaiUska Koi Ellaj Batao,Malang:Beta Agr Bivi Ka Koi Ellaj HotaTo Aj Mein Malang Na Hota. |
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| unfortunate events in one’s life can create a dark hole which cannot be filled even in the longest time…. |
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| Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
Pati: Shahjahan jitna.
Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Pati: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho. |
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| A perfect gift for u!
Absolutely no cost, no batteries required,
Non-taxable, silent performance,
Extremely personal, fully returnable
It's a SMILE from me to u! |
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| When a man steals your wife
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her. |
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| One tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship
One touch can show love and care
One person like you can make life worth living! |
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| Husband: You will never succeed
in making that dog obeys you!
Wife: Well, it?s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with you at first. |
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| If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I would surely put U and I together. |
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| Wife: Kal rat tum mujhe neend
main galian kyon de rahe the?
Husband: Tumhey ghalatfehmi hoi hai.
Wife: Kesi ghalatfehmi?
Husband: Yehi k main neend main tha. |
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| You are a 9.999.
Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me. |
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| Husband: Tum kaun ho!
Wife: Pagal hogaye kya, apni Biwi ko bhul gaye.
Husband: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai. |
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| Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. |
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| Wife: I will die.
Husband: I will also die.
Wife: Why will you die?
Husband: Because main itni khushi
Bardasht nahin kar sakta. |
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| Cellphones can be irritating.
Have to buy a card.
Have to recharge battery.
Msgs get delayed
There is only one thing I love about it.
It connects me & you. |
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| Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to
Husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
Wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai. |
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| A day without your love is a day without life.
I can't think of anything but you. |
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| Husband: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Wife: Thanks, but promise me,
You will stay there for the rest of your life. |
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| I love you not because of who you are,
But because of who I am when I am with you. |
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| Wife: If I die what will you do?
Husband: I will be mad!
Wife: Will you marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai! |
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