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| Q. Santa apne mobile mein 411 nahi likh sakta kyon?
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A. Kyon ki mobile mein 11 ka batan nahi hota. |
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| santa: arrey banta your wife is going to jab we met with justbeersing .
banta : no, ra i am not interested i have seen that movie yesterday only |
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| Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santa singh : what is he studying ?
Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him ! |
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| Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.
Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.
Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free. |
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| Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon." |
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| Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!! |
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| Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne. |
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| Santa"s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda. |
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| Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye." |
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| Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more |
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| Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de. |
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| Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi. |
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| Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..! |
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| Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi... |
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| Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever-What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! |
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| Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." |
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| What"s Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What"s Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi. |
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| Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga! |
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| Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin. |
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| Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? |
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