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| Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
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Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na
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| After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
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| · sardar to docter:"main chota pishab subah 6 bjay karta hon aur bara 7 bajay"
docter:"tu iss may problem kia hay"?
sardar :"oo jee meri ankh 8 bjay khulti hay"
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| · a husband n wife traveling in a train
husband:mera dil chahta hai kai tuje kutai kai aagaye daldo
another passanger sitting next to the husband
Passanger: BHaow BHAow!!!! |
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| · nurse: congrats!! app kai ha beta paida howa hai
sardar: oye...!!! mere biwi ko maat batana mai aushe surprise donga.
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| · KISS IS A KEY OF LOVE,
LOVE IS LOCK OF MARRGE,
MARRIGE IS A BOX OF CHILDREN,
CHILDREN ARE PROBLEM OF PAKISTAN,
SO STOP THE KISSING AND SAVE PAKISTAN.
PLSSSSSSS…………….
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| · WADIYOON SE SOORAJ NIKAL AAYEA HAI,
FIZAAON ME NAYEA RANG CHHAYEA HAI,
AAP KYUN UDAAS BETHE HO,
AB TO MUSKARA DO HUMAARA SMA AAYEA HAI...
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| · Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo
hawain kehti hain pyar karo
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo
lekin
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ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo
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| · Sardar: will u marry me ?
Girl: sorry i am lesbian
Sardar: wats a lesbian
Girl: i like to have sex with gals
Sardar: maar taali, I am also lesbian lolx
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| Hair oil ki add main hair dikhatay hain,
skin cream ki add main skin,
toothpaste main teeth,
footwear ki ad main feet, aur Always Ultra ki add main
kuch nahi dikhatay,
``Jaag Sarif Jaag``
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| · Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
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| Doctor: Bolo kya taklif hai?
Mareez: Sotey waqt saans ko leney main taklif hoti hai
Doctor: Aaj sey 10 din sotey waqt saas ko nai
Saali ko ley ker sona |
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| Son asked his dad the difference between
LOVE, BELIEF, and RELIEF.
Father says; your Mom is my LOVE.
Our maid is my RILIEF &
I’m your dad- well, that’s my BELIEF...
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| Sharma say 2 biwi-"Raja dashrath ki 3 raniya thi,
Is hisab se mein 2 shadian aur kar sakta hu.Biwi-
"Daropdi k v 5 pati the,tuje yaad hi hoga"
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| Master2Banta-eh dus k Hath vich kinian Ungla hundian ne?
Bnta-Sir g 6 hundian ne
Master-Oye Murkha,tenu kini vari keha k KACHHE ch hath pa k
Unglan na ginya kar
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| Breaking News: Coke"ll launch a new soft drink in the world market
soon, that"ll contain Viagra. They have named it MOUNT-N- DO!
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| Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara kia
: Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai.
Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha.
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| 1 man asks shopkeeper: Is UNDERWEAR ki kya garranty hai?
Shpkeeper: 12ve manzil se jump mar kay dekh,
Gand phat jayegi par yeh nahin phatay gee!
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| SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER
Send Your Girlfriend To Me And Win A Baby
HURRY UP
First Ten Will Get Twins |
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| Teacher Girl Se….
Tum Kal School Keon Nahen Aae Thein?
Girl: Sir Mujhay Tattian Lagy Hoe Thein.
Teacher: To Kea Hoa? Hamain
TaTTay Lagay Hoay Hain
Ham To Roze Aatay Hain…!!! |
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