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| Kabir Das ji ne kaha hai.
KAAL KARE SO AAJ KAR...
Santa ne pucha.AB MUJHE KOI YE BATAYE, KAL AANE WALI "POTTY" KO AAJ KAISE KAREIN? :-D :-D |
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| DilSe Kuch Der Usko Juda Rakhu
Mere Bas Me Nahi Mein Usko Khafa Rkhu
Nahi He Kuch B Mere DilMe Siwa Usk
Mai Usko Bhula Du To Yad Kya Rkhu |
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| Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:
Zaror tum mere khane k lye kch lai hogi? Wife: Bilkul thik,
isme mere new sandal hai |
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| Ek Ladki film dekhne ke baad Galti se boys hostel chali gai.
Agle din sahneli ne pucha kaun si movie dekhi ?
Pehle - Rab Ne Bana Di JODI
Fir - Sab Ne Bana Di GHODI |
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| LIFE MEANS:-6 frnds,2 bikes bt no petrol.exam nite,6 duffers n no notes.sitting on sea view,6 smokers n only 1 ciggarete!1 girl,6 frnds n all saying "teri bhabhi hai" |
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| Hakiqat smjho ya fsana,apna smjho ya baigana,humara apka rista h purana,isliye farz smajhte hain ye btana
grmiyan aa gyi hain.aaj se din mea km se km 2 bar jrur nhana |
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| Aakhon me arman jiya krte hein,
Sanso se insaan jiya krte hein.
Jab-2 tumhari palak jhapakti hai,
Samajh lena hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hein. |
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| Ummido ki diwar dhah gayi, ankho se aansuo ki nadiya beh gayi khud hi soch teri kya ijjat reh gayi , jab ek "JHAKKAS" Ladki tujhe "BHAIYA" kah gayi. |
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| Zindagi me hamesha 1 baat yaad rakho
kabhi kisi ke dil se mat khelo
kyunki dil 1 hi hota he
agar khelna hi he to KIDNEY se khelo
wo 2 hoti he |
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| ye pyar karnewale bahut khudgarj hote hai, apne parents ko bhi bhul jate hai keval isliye ki unhe koi sathi mil jaye par unhe nahi pata hota pariwar ka hathi dubara nahi milta |
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| ye pyar karnewale bahut khudgarj hote hai, apne parents ko bhi bhul jate hai keval isliye ki unhe koi sathi mil jaye par unhe nahi pata hota pariwar ka hathi dubara nahi milta |
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| Jane Anjane Mai Agar Hamne Aapka Dil Dukhaya
Kasht Panuchaya, Taqlif Di, Pareshan Kiya,
Aut jo bhi kiya uske liye
Aap se jo bhi ban pade,
wo kar lena
Hum Nahi Sudharenge |
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| Har MAFIL har DIL bhi royega, jahan DUBEGI meri kasti wo SHAHIL bhi royega .
Itna payar bikher denge ZAMANE me HUM,
Ki katal karke mera KATIL bhi royega. |
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| Itni bedardi se dil ko mere voh tod degi
yeh maloom na tha mujhe akela voh chhor degi
aey mere masoom dil tu tanhai se pyar kar le
bewafa bhi ab wafa ka saath chhor degi. |
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| khuli ankho ka nazara ajeeb tha,
jinake liye hum roz karte the duaa,
vo kisi aur ka naseeb tha,
zara dekhiye to hamari badnaseebi,
ghar bhi jalta raha aur
samandar bhi kareeb tha |
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| Unhone apna Kabhi banaya hi nahi,
jhootha hi sahi, pyar dikhaya hi nahi,
galatiyan apani, hum maan bhi jate,
par kya kare kusur hamara hume
batayaan hi nahi |
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| 1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se hue
pr uski laash muskurate hoe mili !
Farishte ne poocha aisa kyn?
Pathan bola :
muje laga koe photo kheench raha hai |
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| Bush Offers a pathan Tum hume usama do Hum tum Ko titanic wali Larki Dega.
Pathan,Thek hai Hum Tumko usama dega Lakin Humko Titanic wali Larki nahi Larka chaiye. |
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| Tum aik besharam aur zaleel insaan ho!
tumhara na to koi character hai na emaan
tum jesay log dunia main dil he tortay hain
Ye film BUDHA GUJAR ka dialogue ha |
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| SUKHRIYA KARO USS KHUDA KA KI USNE HAME BANAYA HAI
KYONKI AIK PYAARA,ACHA,SMART & CUTE SA DOST HAMNE NA SAHI.AAP NE TO PAYA HAI |
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