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| 7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems |
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| 1 Aurat Dosri se: Mujhy Apny Shohar Pe Shak Hai,
Wo Kisi Larki Se Milta Hai.
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2nd: Phir Tum Kya Karogi?
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1st: Mai Aaj He Apny Boyfriend Ko Shohar k Peechy Lagati hon. face-smile.png |
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| Marriage is Like a Public Toilet:
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Those Waiting Outside are Desperate To Get In
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And
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Those Inside are Desperate to Come Out. face-smile.png |
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| RUKHSTI k time
Dulhy k moble pa bel hoi
.
Or usy uski BV ne boht mara
Ringtone lgi thi
Dil Me Chupa K pyar ka arman Ly Chaly,
Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly.
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| Girlfrnd:
chand kitny hoty hain?
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Boyfriend: 2
1 Tum
or 1 wo upar
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After Meriage
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Wife:
Chand kitny hoty hain?
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Husband:
Andhi ho,
Nazr nhi aata
1 hi hota hy. ! |
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| B4 marriage:
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Roses r red, Sky is blue,
i love one, that is u…
After marriage:
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Roses r dead,i have flu,
dont come near,
Door Reh Tu.. |
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| Wife::Tum rat ko sotay mein mjhe galian de rahy thay??
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Husbnd:Nahi! Tumhen galat fehmi hui hai
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Wife: kesi galat fehmi??
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Husband: yehi k main soya hua tha
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| Kisi ki Yaad aye - Yaad karo
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Zyada aaye - SMS karo
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Aur Zyada aaye - PHONE karo
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Aur b Zyada aaye - MILO
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Use b Zyda aaye - Pyar karo
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Usse b Zyada aaye - Shadi karo.
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PHIR KABHI YAAD NAHI AYEGI. |
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| Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.” |
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| Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription. |
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| True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u! |
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| A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.! |
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| Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come. |
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| Wife:Suna He K janat Me Husband k sath WIFE ko nahi rhne dete
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HUSBAND!
sahi suna he
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Wife:
Aisa Kyun ?
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Husband:Arey Pagli Isi liye To Usy Janat Kehte Hein. |
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| Husband: meri biv gum ho gae hay.
Post mastar: andhay ye post office hay.
Police station jao.
Husband: maaf kejeay ga khushi may smjh nai aa rha k kahan jaon. |
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| After A Quarrel:
A Husband Said To His Wife: You Know! I Was A Fool When I Married You.
She Replied: "Yes, Dear, But I Was In Love & Didn't Notice." |
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| What Do You Call A Wife:
Who Is Sexy, Beautiful, Intelligent, Understanding, Caring, Never Jealous And A Great Cook?
ANSWER : A Rumour! |
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| Wife: Agar mein Pakistan ki Sab Se Buland Choti
k-2 Pe Charh jaon tu Aap mujhy kia do gay?
Husband: DHAKKAA. |
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| Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko
"HANS MUKH"
Kehtay Hain.
Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
"HUSBAND"
Kehtay Hain.. |
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| Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, an amazing funny effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head. |
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