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| Boy & girl playing ludo.Boy:agr 1,2,3,4,5, aya to i'll kiss u. Girl: what?achha or agr 6 aya to? Boy:kbi ludo nhi kheli kya .6 aya to dubara meri baari. |
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| Boy: Tum Shadi K Baad Apnay Leyay Alag Ghar To Nahi Mango Gi na, Girl: Aray Nahi mein aisi larki nahi Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena..... |
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| ENSION Larki ne Apse Lift mangi Raste me UskiTabiat Kharab h0gai Aap Hospital Le gay Doc bola Ap bap ban'ne wale hoapk0 TENTION! Ap bole Me iska Bap nhi! Phr larki say pucha Larki boli Yehi Baap hy Apk0 0r tenti0n Phr Police i Apka medical chek up hua Report i k Ap to kabhi Bap hi Nhi bn sakte Aap ne Khuda ka Shukr Ada kia Aur ap khushi khushi bahar a gaye! 0r phr Socha k Ghar pe jo 4 bache hen.. Wo kis k hen.. ;-> apk0 phr Tension! |
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| oy: Tum gaana bohat acha gaati ho..!!
Girl: Thanx but I am just a bathroom singer..!!
Boy: Bohat accha tou phir bulao na kabhi apni mehfil main. |
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| Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?
Girl:mere parents allow nai krte,
Boy:tou merey parents ney kya mujhey aashiq society ki membership dilwayi hai! |
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| WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right?
BCoz according to balance sheet all assets r on right side n liabilities on left side! :D |
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| Shadi kw mandap me ladka ladki se Bola-
Mera 10 ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha
Ladki- Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili he to Character to milnge hi |
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| FULL FORM OF GIRL!!!
G = Gossip me sabse aagge,
I = Innocent sirf shakal se,
R = Rone ki automatic machine,
L= Ladai me sabki ma.
Hai na |
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| Police- Park me aise baithe ho,
Bacho pe kya asar padega?
Couple- Hum Dono Married h
Police- To Ghar me jake Betho.
Man- Tab iske Pati pe kya asar Padega..! ;) |
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| If a boy gives a love letter to a girl,
people call him LOAFER
But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy,
they call it OFFER.
Feel the difference ;) |
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| In America
Daughter: Dad,
I got married yesterday evening.
I forgot to inform u.
Dady: It’s ok my child.
But next time Dnt forget to invite me :) |
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| Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. |
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| 1 Day boy was sitting with a Girl.
2nd Day with another Girl.
3rd Day with a different Girl
Moral: Girls change but Boys never change. :D |
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| Sounds women make during s3x.
1) Asthmatic – ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient – yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied – more. more…more.
4) Religious – oh god. oh god. |
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| Nice msg ever i read
One Of The BASIC Difference B/w BOYS & GIRLS is,
BOYS Gives, Gives, Gives & FORGIVES.
But GIRLS Gets, Gets, Gets & FORGEtS |
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| Always keep A Photo of Ur Lover in ur wallet
Look at it
when ur in
trouble
U will Realise that
0ther Problems r not
as Big as this. :D |
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| Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?
Beti- B.B.A Karungi.
Papa- Wat is BBA!
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish ..! |
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| Sweetest Proposal by a kg class Boy
Boy: Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?
Gal: Nahi
Boy: Kalle na plz
Gal: nahi mai nahi kalungi…..
Boy: kall na |
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| Rule of boys:
“Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..!!” |
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